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In a Party A Handsome guy asked a girl: "r u going to dance?" She felt so happy & said: "yes" and d guy said: that's good,so can i have ur chair? face-smile-big.png
You know, we've got to do it someday... throw away all the guns and invite all the jokers from the North and the South in here to a cocktail party... last man standing on his feet at the end wins the war.
A holiday cocktail party is where some stranger will learn more about you in an hour than your spouse has learned in a lifetime.
I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.
Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.
After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi. ~P.J. O'Rourke
“The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.”
“The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.”
“Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance”
“I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one”
“Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.”
“Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance.”
“At every party there are two kinds of people -- those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.”
It’s Friday and I’m ready to swing. Pick up my girls and hit the party scene.
The road goes on forever, but the party never ends.
Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. ?
“I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”
We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It's called love
I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.
Good friends get drunk with you. Best friends hold your hair back when you've had a bit too much to drink.
Drink, and dance and laugh and lie... Love the reeling midnight through... For tomorrow we shall die!
Someone said that life is a party. You join in after it's started and leave before it's finished.
I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.
At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not "professional" anymore.
When it's time to party, we will party hard!
Great weekend spending time with family. Wish we could do it more often!
Blast off, it's party time and we don't live in a fascist nation, blast off, it's party time and where the fuck are you?
Thank God the weekend is here, PARTY TIME!
There's always some amount of gradual, slow burning destruction over the course of partying.
Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.
Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home and never, never be both.
Hear no evil, speak no evil - and you'll never be invited to a party.

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